Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous’ Category
Few Funny Definitions to be Laughed At
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine